dyerisms & bachisms

Raja termed it ‘dyerisms’. Some jokes I came up with on Wayne Dyer (author of Your Erroneous Zones). See if you find this funny:

What do you call a guy who’s very conscious of his appearance and dyes clothes for a living?
A Vain Dyer

What’s Wayne’s favorite game?
Truth or Dyer

What did Wayne do to the horny dog?
Cut off his erroneous bone

What’s Wayne’s favorite Jackie Chan movie?
En-dyer the Dragon

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dyer Wayne
Don’t know, dye her whenever you want

Why did Wayne pick up an ‘r’ when he was wet?
He wanted to be drier (d-r-yer)

What would you call a book of Wayne’s clients?
A dyerectory

What did Wayne do to the gal who was shot in the butt with an arrow?
Examined her arrow-neous zones!

Why didn’t the guy who spent the entire day forwarding Wayne jokes go to the office party?
He was way too dyered.

What’s the name of the book Wayne has written to help people who have three nipples?
Your Erroneous Cones

What kind of emotions are guilt and worry?
In-dyerect emotions

What’s Wayne favorite ailment?
Dyerea

What do you call a state in which you have to choose between two of Wayne's principles, both options being unfavorable?
Dyerama

What did Wayne do to the neighbor who was screwing Wayne’s wife?
Cut off his erroneous bone. (Sorry for using the same one again, guess I should be more en-dyerprising.)

What’s Wayne’s favorite band?
Dyer Straits

I hope all this time that I spent in thinking up dyerisms wasn’t en-dyerly in wayne.



And here’s some on Richard Bach. I am gonna call it Bachisms (what else?):

What do you a bunch of buffaloes that were once rich?
A Rich Herd Back

What’s Richard’s favorite sci-fi movie?
Bach to the Future

What’s Richard’s second most favorite sci-fi movie?
Bach to the Future II

What’s Richard’s favorite organism?
Bachteria